Costner as Crash Davis: Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
Burn After Reading produces one of the most memorable and shocking scenes with George Clooney as Harry and Frances Mcdormand as Linda in another Coen Brothers Classic. Here is the dialogue from the most memorable scene where Harry shoes Linda his contraption ...which he intends to give to his wife. It is a simultaneously sickening , shocking, fascinating, and hilarious scene.
Harry Ya wanna come downstairs? Ya like surprises?
Linda [cheerful] Well, I'm always open to new experiences.
Harry [walking downstairs] Yeah, I tell ya. I saw an ad for this in a gentlemen's magazine. Twelve hundred bucks. I'm lookin' at this thing and I think, 'You gotta be kiddin' me.' I'm a hobbyist. Thing's basically nothing but speed rails. I figure I'd go down to Home Depot and whip this up myself for... a hundred bucks.
Linda What is it?
Harry What is it?
[pats the seat of the mechanism]
You sit down there, make yourself comfortable, put your feet in the stirrups, and...
[cycles the mechanism]
Linda Oh my God.
: That's fantastic.
Harry something, isn't it? Hundred bucks, all in - not counting my labor, and the... cost of the dildo. Those things aren't cheap. See, I'd like to...
I'm not set up to mold hard rubbe